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Swaytheist 

(noun; adjective)

1.) A person who constantly vacillates between atheism and agnosticism.
2.) A person who can't firmly commit to the atheistic viewpoint.
3.) Any attitude or behavior that seems to waver between the belief in God and the disbelief in God.
Ethan: So Nate doesn't believe in God, right?
Joe: He's more of a swaytheist, he can never make up his mind.
Swaytheist by KounterKlockwise January 31, 2010
to be immersed in a gently swirling pool or tub of identified liquid.
after cleaning her wounds, Gilda, swaythed in a tub of water and her own blood.
swaythe by leslierox March 21, 2008

Swaysted 

Highly Intoxicated; so inebriated your Swaysted.

This word can be used to describe a super crazy drunk moment you experienced in your life.

Or

It can describe how much you want to have a crazy drunk experience like you did....that one night.
Ex: "I was out at the club, doin my thang, and the next thing you know I wake up like, damn....I got swaysted." :)

Ex: "I don't want to get wasted tonight, I need to get swaysted!"
Swaysted by Trouble2311 October 23, 2012

Patrick Swayshits 

When you take a shit while listening to "Unchained Melody " by The Righteous Brothers (Pottery scene from the 1990 Film "Ghost")
After eating all that sandwich from Pittsburgh, I really have to Patrick Swayshits
Patrick Swayshits by DingsCity February 26, 2017

clot swasher 

A person who puts pussy blood in their mouth.
You're clot swasher of a boy friend just took that dirty tampon out of the garbage...
clot swasher by fric November 3, 2009

Swashed buckled at the benders 

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender
Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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