Swanshead - A person with neck and facial features similar to that of a swans, hence the world swanshead. Swanshead has been known to hang around with a certain individual only known locally as Argyle. You can see swans at many lakes around the country. U should not be afraid to approach the swanshead as he is a very nice gentleman. He has can bee seen hanging round the hollingbourne area at night waiting in the pond trying to mate with other swans. It is rumoured that swanshead can only say 7 worlds: You get that on the big jobs.
Swanshead was discovered in the pond on bearsted green after drinking a cocktail of vodka/pond water.
by Melbs16 July 1, 2011