Swarthling 

An individual born having the complexion of an eggplant.

"Observe the inner city swarthling, surely on his way to purchase new sneakers. A new pair of Nike Jordans perhaps; Surely feeding his family can wait."

"Would you like a glass of purple drink after your newport, swarthling?"

"Cotton picking swarthling."

Swarthling by f3r February 25, 2010

Swartzing 

Public fingerbanging. Usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). Traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action's receiver. Not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.

Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.

"what the hell is Hunter doing to that chick?"

"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"

"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"

"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"

Swartzing by Heavyweight July 31, 2008

swartling 

to do nothing or the act of doing nothing. Complete opposite of doing something.

Hey buddy what are you up to?! Swartling...

swartling by nopotopisin June 5, 2009

Shartling 

When something is so startling, it might make you shit your pants.

When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!

Shartling by LordCoitus October 3, 2016

swathing

To swat away smells from your area.

That lady, pooted right next to me. I was swathing her farts all day.

swathing by Ace madea February 28, 2019

Swarling 

An abbreviation for sweetheart darling.

"She's such a swarling!"

Swarling by aaalien April 3, 2021

Swathing Biscuit 

Canned biscuits rolled out and wrapped around a wiener. It’s like Pigs in a Blanket, but with actual human anatomy replacing the hot dog.

Tucker: *playing Warzone with the boys*
Boys: “Tuck, where’d you go? Did you mute your coms again?!”
Tucker: *wraps his wiener in Pillsbury Biscuits*
Tucker: “My bad, the wife was tired of me ignoring her, so I showed her my Swathing Biscuit”

Swathing Biscuit by WhoreZone March 11, 2022