swapage

to swap saliva with some one

"bro i got major swapage with Ellie yesterday when we were playing Fortnite"

by yungfinillykooklarcus January 22, 2018

Swanage

An individual who follows a questionable moral code.

Blames others for their short comings.

Colloquially known as a 'twat'.

'Barry, stop shitting in the sink, you swanage.'

'Only a true swanage would honk at my friends like that. It's everywhere. Fucking swanage.'

'Did I ever tell you about the five fs?'

'Yes, you did Matthew, now please stop it, you dirty swanage.'

by bareswanage420 October 12, 2016

swampage

When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.

Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.

by Swampage April 17, 2008

swamage

ever in a conversation and they say something that directly applies to you..... well now theres a word to say when it happens SWAMAGE (invented by georgie barrett)

Joe: I love Gok Wan and Kurt from glee
Georgie: Swamage

Georgie: I want some biscuits
Joe: Swamage

by joeygawley June 19, 2010

swappage

Making out for excessively long periods of time and exchanging copious amounts of saliva.

The two of them had so much swappage they almost shared the eight gallons neccesary to contract AIDS from spit.

by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin January 15, 2006

Anal Seapage Leak

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.

*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*

by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010

Swarage

Similar to the word ownage, but is used in some type of online war or battle. It is used to describe the war/battle as being ownage.

Person1: Isn’t this clan war great?
Person2: Yeah! It’s so swarage!

by Pirune June 24, 2009