1# Did you see your girllast night?
2# Yeah, I gave her a swampeye.
1# Damn son!
2# She said her eye is still hurting and won't talk to me. So worth it though.
A highly underrated Pokemon. It has one weakness, and it can Mega Evolve. Next time you do a play through of a Hoenn game, make sure to have one or I will hunt you down.
Wow, his Swampert just took down Steven Stone without any problems!"
"Well, at least he has a Swampert instead of that overratedmotherfucker Blaziken