swamp nuts

1. the seaty feeling on one's scrotum after a hot day, or a long time without a shower.
2. nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)

i need to shower - i've got swamp nuts.

swamp nuts by minghi September 27, 2003

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Swamp Nuts

When a person (male) reframes from showering for a long period of time and starts to develop a unbearable smell around their nut sack. On rare occasions stinging around the balls may also occur

Lindsey was about to give Chris some dome until she smelled his swamp nuts.

Swamp Nuts by Charliebrown909 April 6, 2015

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swampnuts

The condition associated with posessing a really sweaty ballsack.

As if the vinyl seat and the lie detector hooked to my arm weren't cause enough for swampnuts, the detective also closed all the windows and brought in a space heater.

swampnuts by Spitty in the City June 20, 2008

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swampnutz

Having or possesion of a sweaty ballsac. Comes from running around and/or it just being Africa hot.

Matt, Rob and Mussy were playing football, and Matt comes up and said "Yo, I got some serious swampnutz."

swampnutz by M.D.B. Matthew September 8, 2006

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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