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swamp nuts 

1. the seaty feeling on one's scrotum after a hot day, or a long time without a shower.
2. nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)
i need to shower - i've got swamp nuts.
swamp nuts by minghi September 27, 2003

Sergeant Slapnuts 

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.
Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.
Sergeant Slapnuts by Phartman March 18, 2011

slapnuts 

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.
the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
slapnuts by JOE December 22, 2003

Swamp Nuts 

When a person (male) reframes from showering for a long period of time and starts to develop a unbearable smell around their nut sack. On rare occasions stinging around the balls may also occur
Lindsey was about to give Chris some dome until she smelled his swamp nuts.
Swamp Nuts by Charliebrown909 April 6, 2015
An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.
Oh crap! That lurk fish is going to eat the swampus!
Swampus by Mithrandir3791 April 25, 2004

slapnuts 

commonly used insult, suggests the person jacks off a lot.
Shut the fuck up, slapnuts.
slapnuts by kb June 26, 2003