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Swartzing 

Public fingerbanging. Usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). Traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action's receiver. Not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.

Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.
"what the hell is Hunter doing to that chick?"

"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"

"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"

"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"
Swartzing by Heavyweight July 31, 2008
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Beth: What's up Derek?
Derek: Not much. Just shamaning.
shamaning by Notderek April 14, 2011

Swamping 

When you shove your green painted cock in a wet vagina and scream: "This is my swamp now".
I'm not welcome anymore at my girlfriends place ever since her parents saw me swamping there daughter.
Swamping by Profes April 21, 2018
That was a smazing song.
smazing by Travis Bates March 21, 2008

sexmazing 

something is sexy and amazing. (sexmazing) or it'd be amazing to have sex with...
"ohh yeahh, i totally agree that The All-American Rejects are sexmazing!"
sexmazing by AARejects<3 July 31, 2009
a cross between smashing and amazing can be used to describe a variety of things
1)that song is smamzing
2)you look smamzing mate
smamzing by Katy G-nius January 5, 2009