swaife

A small penis found in the North of the UK

I hear most Swaifes are actually inverted when you get over the Grampians

by Norman Street Titan August 14, 2018

swaffeling

A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.

I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.

by chaddy September 11, 2013

swafferdonk

Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted

Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me

by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013

Swaifu

A contraction for "Swarthy Waifu" used by anime, manga (weeaboos in general), Western animation and video game fans whose favorite "waifu" has tanned or dark skin. Examples are:

-Rena Andou (Girls und Panzer)
-Chel (Road to El Dorado)
-Nessa (Pokémon)
-Cirno (Touhou Project Hidden Star in Four Seasons only)
-Hayase Nagatoro (Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san)
-Korra (Avatar: Legend of Korra)
-Kagura (Azumanga Daioh)
-Lisa "La Mariposa" Hamilton (Dead Or Alive)

"Yukari is overrated trash and not even that cute. Rena Andou however is my kind of girl. She's the perfect swaifu—her lovely tanned skin and tomboyish attitude makes her the perfect companion, not to mention the SOMUA S35 is an above-decent tank that turned many Germans into fertilizer. Rena is best girl and the Queen of ALL Swarthy Waifus!"

-Anon fan of Girls und Panzer

by Sr. Presidente September 12, 2023

swaffelen

Swaffeling is the way to drive the woman (or if you prefer man, such as some dubious characters) of your dreams to new unprecedented heights and fabulous moments of pleasure. Only men can practice this erotic expression (women also, provided that they are in the possession of sex toys).

The swaffel stands or falls with an important factor. The swaffeller must be in the possession of a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis must not be fully stiffened, though it mustn't be soft either. Top-heavy is a state in which the penis hangs approximately horizontally, and it in which is possible to swing with the penis. Then, take the object to be swaffeled (by preference women's bottom, leg or breast) and slap it gently. Do not hit too hard to prevent bruises and broken bones.

History:
Adam and Eve appear to have done it, the Romans enjoyed it very much on their 40 years lasting journey through the desert, the Jews enjoyed it...
And then in the early middle ages, the noble art of swaffeling was lost. Many feared that the swaffel phenomenon had been taken away forever from mankind, however, on a booze-holiday in Blanes a group of youngsters rediscovered swaffeling, and even perfected it!

Hebbben we weer lekker zitten swaffelen.
To be swaffeled.
To swaffel.
I swaffel, you swaffel, we swaffel.

by Jan-Frans den Swaffelaer March 13, 2007

swaffeling

Swaffeling is to hit someone in the face with your half erected dick.

Hey man, I feel like swaffeling that pretty girl all over the place.

by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013

swaffel

slapping a object or person with your penis. the best way to do this is when it is half stiff and the biggest weight is on the top of the penis.

auwch, that dude just swaffelt me

by sander v May 15, 2008