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A contraction for "Swarthy Waifu" used by anime, manga (weeaboos in general), Western animation and video game fans whose favorite "waifu" has tanned or dark skin. Examples are:

-Rena Andou (Girls und Panzer)
-Chel (Road to El Dorado)
-Nessa (Pokémon)
-Cirno (Touhou Project Hidden Star in Four Seasons only)
-Hayase Nagatoro (Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san)
-Korra (Avatar: Legend of Korra)
-Kagura (Azumanga Daioh)
-Lisa "La Mariposa" Hamilton (Dead Or Alive)
"Yukari is overrated trash and not even that cute. Rena Andou however is my kind of girl. She's the perfect swaifu—her lovely tanned skin and tomboyish attitude makes her the perfect companion, not to mention the SOMUA S35 is an above-decent tank that turned many Germans into fertilizer. Rena is best girl and the Queen of ALL Swarthy Waifus!"

-Anon fan of Girls und Panzer
Swaifu by Sr. Presidente September 12, 2023
Words you can keep
A small penis found in the North of the UK
I hear most Swaifes are actually inverted when you get over the Grampians
swaife by Norman Street Titan August 14, 2018
Related Words
A misunderstood genius. Having an unbalance bad attitude but such a good friend. Very trust worthy and rarely gives up. He can hurt people but doesn't mean it. A guy who has guts to do anything, he'll do anything to get his way.
Saiful is genius. He is such a trust worthy person.

Saifullah 

A blindingly intelligent and well rounded person.
Einstein always aspired to be as smart as Saifullah
Saifullah by hailhydra999 January 1, 2016

saifudeen 

Saifudeen is a music lover, good runner and a boy who has the ability to crack the right joke at the right time. When is friend or a best friend is feeling down, his jokes are the most miraculous jokes that boost them up. He does not hesitate to save his friends from any type of situation, even though he can be mean at times, he cares for his utmost friends and his advices are helpful and boosts people up and sometimes it can be a saying. He loves Coding and his ambition is to become a coder.
If u have a friend named Saifudeen, treasure him, don't ever let him down and he will also not let u down no matter what happens.
saifudeen by Yanty Banana :) April 15, 2020

Swainurism 

Swainurism refers to a condition of complete and total brain loss. Forgetting your own name where you live, even your spouse or place of work. Someone pitching a fit, speaking out of their mind. Some common indications that you are experiencing a Swainurism include drinking from toilets, chewing your own underwear or sitting in a bath tub, farting and attempting to bite the bubbles.
Tom Cruise had a "Swainurism" On Opra.
Swainurism by AnonymousUno February 12, 2007
He is such a saiful.
saiful by ping543f August 6, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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