swagro

aggressively seeking and taking free swag from wherever it is being passed out

There are free bags of chips over there by the Doritos marketing booth, but be careful, people are f'in swagro.

by tandles August 16, 2015

swagro magro

swagro magro: name given to the worlds best (year11) biology teacher

Swagro Magro is the best biology teacher in the world.
#justiceforswagromagro2022
#john
#fishrespirstion
#themitochondriaisthepowerhouseofacell

by swagro magro November 17, 2022

Swagbros

people who dress thinking they got swag and end up all looking the same. snapback, cargo shorts, fades, vans, double, triple jackets, half jackets, shirts, obey, dyed hair

Hey yesterday did you see those group of guys at the party? oh yeahh you mean the swagbros? thats what you call them? They all look the same with their "swag"

by brownbeast93 November 12, 2011

Swagrid

Having a swag similar to the character of Hagrid in the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling.

Can you teach me how to Swagrid? I want to get all the ladies.

by hpfreak54892 July 10, 2011

Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.

Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥

by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019

Swaroon

The act of scooping and grabbing a person's penis.

Swaroon scooped and grabbed Sean's penis.

by TheDarkShadow September 16, 2012

Swagonometry

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.

Take them to school ,Swagonometry

by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015