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Swagonometry
Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.
Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019
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swagronym • swagnonymous • Swagonometry • Swagony • sacronym • slangronyms • smacronym • spacronym • Swagonomics • Swagmonies
Swagonometry
To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.
Swagonometry by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015
Swagonomics
1. The utilization of confidence in stride and manner in specific application of general fundraising, cash-getting, green harvesting, skrilla producing, or otherwise dough generating pursuits.
2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.
2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.
A: Damn, who is that guy strutting into The French Laundry in a tailored Boss suit with a fat wad of cash?
B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.
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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.
B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.
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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.
Swagonomics by Crunktaculous November 18, 2011
Swagony
Swagony by Jesha Coren January 18, 2015
smacronym
An acronym that disses or satires the commonly associated acronym. So instead of NBA meaning "national basketball association" it could be "nothing but airheads."
FEMA - Failure to Effectively Manage Anything
ETS - Evil Testing Serpent (see awesome book Up Your Score)
NCAA - Nothing Collegiate About the Athletes
UN - Useless Neutrality
MCAT - Miserable Cramming After Twilight
NHS - Nasty Hoes' Society
USC - University of Second Choice
TTYC - Too Talkative, You Crackhead
HONDA- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
All of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.
ETS - Evil Testing Serpent (see awesome book Up Your Score)
NCAA - Nothing Collegiate About the Athletes
UN - Useless Neutrality
MCAT - Miserable Cramming After Twilight
NHS - Nasty Hoes' Society
USC - University of Second Choice
TTYC - Too Talkative, You Crackhead
HONDA- History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
All of the big acronyms used in the media can be converted to smacronyms.
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