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Swagless
A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless
Swagless Wonder
Swagless Wonder by rudasaurus July 7, 2011
Swagless
Swagless: The Act Of Having No Swag, People who are not cool have zero Swag and therefore are swagless. All Martha's are swagless, even having zero hidden swag
Swagless by YUNG FLEXX July 11, 2017
Swagless Steven
This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.
Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?
Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."
or
Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"
Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"
Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."
or
Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"
Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"
Swagless Steven by therealdeal66 August 28, 2009
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