To be of witness to the attestation of a male or female's swagger. Most often, the person just knows that he or she has been swaggified.
Kim: Dad, I can't believe you're alive!
President Palmer: Jack, thank you again for saving the world. I will swaggify you, even though you have undoubtedly been swaggified at birth.
Jack Bauer: I know, Mr. President. I know.
Kim: Swaggified?
President Palmer: Swaggified!
Jack Bauer: Swaggified.
To be of witness to the attestation of any special male or female's most AWESOME swagger. Most often, the person just knows that he or she has been swaggified due to a third party attesting to others that said male or female has destructiveness. In other words they OWNED the SWAGG!
Example 1: My gorgeous cousin Viktoria was stunningly beautiful in her swaggifiedness.
Example 2: His make-up showed so much awesome talent, that the swaggifiedness of it all made best friend cry like the girl that she was.
Example 3: My swaggifiedness was so limpio (FYI: Limpio is a Spanish word for clean and can also be used in a slang context.) it caused the minions to flee from my very shadow, they had to run off to do a swagg check and alas their swagger was not swaggified so of course they were no where close to my awesome SWAGGIFIEDNESS.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!