Slabberdash 

Slabberdash, the act of holding a penis, erect or unerect, and slapping a member of the same/opposite sex accros the face with it.

i will slabberdash you so hard your eyes water

she could do with a good slabberdashing.

Slabberdash by Andy Gray May 5, 2004

slabberwash 

Wash as in cash. Scottish comedy vernacular describing cunnilingus, with particular emphasis on the moisture caught and remaining on the face of the person administering the act.

"Widne mind a slabberwash affae that we ride."

slabberwash by dave_moodiesburn March 31, 2014

swaberdash 

When you take a very small smart car and the largest southern woman you can find and make her bend over, exposing her anal cavity, then drive the smart car at maximum speed into her anus.

I just bought a new smart car, the first thing I did was a swaberdash.

swaberdash by Dan Bernhamin September 18, 2014

Slabbergasted 

When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm

“Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”

Slabbergasted by ColaBottleMami May 15, 2021

Slabernash 

the physical act of hitting a woman in the face using your penis to display your dominance and instill shame.

"After sucking Jim's penis, Pam was then slabernashed."

(also can be used to describe a bad loss)

"Michigan just got slabernashed by Oregon."

Slabernash by Travis Collins November 28, 2007

Slabber Dash

a slabber dash is what happens when jamie farts. his buttcheeks ribble together making a noise that sounds exactly like a machine gun firing baked beans.

dude did you hear that?? i guess jamie just slabber dashed again.

Slabber Dash by gemrawrrzzz February 1, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005