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1. one who performs a nasal or throat swab for the detection of bacteria or virus

2. one who swabs any surface
A swabber can prevent false results during covid-19 test if he's thoroughly following protocols
swabber by timlight April 22, 2020
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Pron. Sway-bee

1) To stutter over ones words without actually having the excuse of having a stutter as your defence.

To take so long to make a point that everyone who is listening gets bored and stops paying attention.

or

2) To be the focal point of office ribbing.
1) "Oh no, he's going swabe again - someone shut him up."

2) "He's the swabe"

or

"Who's the swabe here?"
swabe by All concerned June 8, 2007
The act of being emotional, mentally, and or if not physically sexually violated. Either through privacy state of mind ex: in a public bathroom and or facebook/SMS.

1st degree: the initial messaging and peeping.
2nd degree: picture exchanges and or daily message contact.
3rd degree: the physical meeting and or touching from the thought to be female.
Swabed, Facebook, public bathrooms, SMS, eyesight.

kaybo swabber

Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur

Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.
Use #1:

Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"

Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.
kaybo swabber by jegenes July 22, 2010
derogitory term for someone in the Navy
"Man, I went to the movies and the swabee's wouldn't shut the fuck up!!"
swabee by Jeff Ross July 4, 2005

swaberdash 

When you take a very small smart car and the largest southern woman you can find and make her bend over, exposing her anal cavity, then drive the smart car at maximum speed into her anus.
I just bought a new smart car, the first thing I did was a swaberdash.
swaberdash by Dan Bernhamin September 18, 2014