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Pron. Sway-bee
1) To stutter over ones words without actually having the excuse of having a stutter as your defence.
To take so long to make a point that everyone who is listening gets bored and stops paying attention.
or
2) To be the focal point of office ribbing.
1) To stutter over ones words without actually having the excuse of having a stutter as your defence.
To take so long to make a point that everyone who is listening gets bored and stops paying attention.
or
2) To be the focal point of office ribbing.
1) "Oh no, he's going swabe again - someone shut him up."
2) "He's the swabe"
or
"Who's the swabe here?"
2) "He's the swabe"
or
"Who's the swabe here?"
swabe by All concerned June 8, 2007
Swabed
The act of being emotional, mentally, and or if not physically sexually violated. Either through privacy state of mind ex: in a public bathroom and or facebook/SMS.
1st degree: the initial messaging and peeping.
2nd degree: picture exchanges and or daily message contact.
3rd degree: the physical meeting and or touching from the thought to be female.
1st degree: the initial messaging and peeping.
2nd degree: picture exchanges and or daily message contact.
3rd degree: the physical meeting and or touching from the thought to be female.
Swabed by Billy bob bo jack the Fifth April 11, 2011
kaybo swabber
Main Entry: KAY-bo SWAB-ber
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur
Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.
Pronunciation: KI-bow SWAB-bur
Function: noun: a person who cleans and services portable toilets.
Use #1:
Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"
Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.
Forman: "Henry, someone's tipped over the portajohn again!"
Henry: "Well, looks like we'll have to call the kaybo swabber"
Use #2: The train crashed into the kaybo swabber's truck at the crossing, spreading toilet paper and blue water for more than a mile.
kaybo swabber by jegenes July 22, 2010
swaberdash
When you take a very small smart car and the largest southern woman you can find and make her bend over, exposing her anal cavity, then drive the smart car at maximum speed into her anus.
swaberdash by Dan Bernhamin September 18, 2014
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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