swabadick 

A act of a covid test raking a sample from the male genitils (the sick)

Damn she really took a swabadick from me

swabadick by Retarted defonitions October 27, 2023

slapadick 

The act of bitch-slapping a penis whilst the owner of the penis is not awake, and is sleeping. Can be commited by both genders and can sometimes hurt more than a

lot. In fact, quite a bit more.

Friend: I hear you broke up with billy last night! Me: Sure I did. I give him one hell of a slapadick after he told me he was breaking up with me. That penis is gonna have my handprint on it for years to come.

slapadick by Bindywindy June 10, 2014

Shabadici 

An expression to mark the coming of elegant high-class affair. An affair, traditionally attended by high-rollers and aristocrats

Fellow # 1:
"Oh I do say, have you heard about the dinna pawty at gio's this thursday eve?"

Fellow # 2:
"SHABADICI! I had not heard ! And I shall be there, for it shall be the event of the season!"

Shabadici by shabadoo schultz September 15, 2009

swaggadick 

An extremely humongously large and girthy penis usually belonging to an african american male. So large often frightening and intimidating. often extraordinary for sexual purposes.

or a small penis reserved for anal sex purposes

Girl 1- Damn Buddy really surprised me last night.

Girl 2- Yea I told you when i saw him stripping at the club he had a swaggadick.

swaggadick by Spreezybaby January 17, 2010

Swampdick 

When fucking a hot chick at the lake, you pull out and dip the tip of your cock in the mud and reinsert.

Dude, I just totally swampdicked Kelly's ass

Swampdick by dudesfunny May 12, 2011

Swagdick 

The effect one has when they make love to their own swagger.

Girl: Oh wow, James is looking fly!
Friend: Of course. He's got the swagdick.

Swagdick by Megem Jamaj August 1, 2011

Samadick 

Another way of saying " Suck my dick" without getting caught.

" Nigga Samadick"

Samadick by Swagg3rBabii August 23, 2009