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slapadick 

The act of bitch-slapping a penis whilst the owner of the penis is not awake, and is sleeping. Can be commited by both genders and can sometimes hurt more than a

lot. In fact, quite a bit more.
Friend: I hear you broke up with billy last night! Me: Sure I did. I give him one hell of a slapadick after he told me he was breaking up with me. That penis is gonna have my handprint on it for years to come.
slapadick by Bindywindy June 10, 2014
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Shabadici 

An expression to mark the coming of elegant high-class affair. An affair, traditionally attended by high-rollers and aristocrats
Fellow # 1:
"Oh I do say, have you heard about the dinna pawty at gio's this thursday eve?"

Fellow # 2:
"SHABADICI! I had not heard ! And I shall be there, for it shall be the event of the season!"
Shabadici by shabadoo schultz September 15, 2009

swaggadick 

An extremely humongously large and girthy penis usually belonging to an african american male. So large often frightening and intimidating. often extraordinary for sexual purposes.

or a small penis reserved for anal sex purposes
Girl 1- Damn Buddy really surprised me last night.

Girl 2- Yea I told you when i saw him stripping at the club he had a swaggadick.
swaggadick by Spreezybaby January 17, 2010

Swampdick 

When fucking a hot chick at the lake, you pull out and dip the tip of your cock in the mud and reinsert.
Dude, I just totally swampdicked Kelly's ass
Swampdick by dudesfunny May 12, 2011

Swagdick 

The effect one has when they make love to their own swagger.
Girl: Oh wow, James is looking fly!
Friend: Of course. He's got the swagdick.
Swagdick by Megem Jamaj August 1, 2011

Samadick 

Another way of saying " Suck my dick" without getting caught.
" Nigga Samadick"
Samadick by Swagg3rBabii August 23, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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