swaberdash 

When you take a very small smart car and the largest southern woman you can find and make her bend over, exposing her anal cavity, then drive the smart car at maximum speed into her anus.

I just bought a new smart car, the first thing I did was a swaberdash.

swaberdash by Dan Bernhamin September 18, 2014

Slabberdash 

Slabberdash, the act of holding a penis, erect or unerect, and slapping a member of the same/opposite sex accros the face with it.

i will slabberdash you so hard your eyes water

she could do with a good slabberdashing.

Slabberdash by Andy Gray May 5, 2004

Slabernash 

the physical act of hitting a woman in the face using your penis to display your dominance and instill shame.

"After sucking Jim's penis, Pam was then slabernashed."

(also can be used to describe a bad loss)

"Michigan just got slabernashed by Oregon."

Slabernash by Travis Collins November 28, 2007

swaggerdashery 

A shop or goods sold by a swaggerdasher.

I went to that new swaggerdashery that just opened up in the mall. They had an ill grand opening sale; 30-50% off errything.

swaggerdashery by The Cluh August 15, 2010

swaggerdasher 

A company or person whom sells or makes dope clothing/accessories. Combination of the words "swagger" and "haberdasher."

Have you seen those custom belts Judy makes? Her swaggerdasher game is on point!

swaggerdasher by The Cluh August 15, 2010

scaberash 

A person who is always just untidy and does not care about how messed up they look

Joy is a scaberash. He looks and acts like one too!?

scaberash by Curry muncher squad February 29, 2024