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when it's hot outside and a gnarly case of sweaty ass occurs, sometimes noticable from the outside of one's garments.
Holy crap dude, i was at the video store and this fat guy in sweats totally had a case of sw'ass!
sw'ass by Ryan W. July 20, 2006
Parody of SWAG, Acronym for (S)ecretly (W)e (A)re (S)was: SWAS. Results in an infinite looping acronym, causing fissures in reality.
Bill: Hey dude did you know Swag stands for secretly we are gay?
Bob: Yeah man thats the oldest trick in the book, but have you heard of S.W.A.S?
Bill: No?? What does it stand for?
Bob: Secretly we are S.W.A.S.
Bill: That makes no sense...What does S.W.A.S mean??
*Reality Collapses*
S.W.A.S by Sheeny_Weeney February 15, 2020

I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M 

I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.
I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M means I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.

Swass Bandit 

A man or woman wielding a weapon, i.e. a gun, knife, or deadly fists that demand you allow them to take your underwear in collateral with your life. The Swass Bandit may go impromptu during the theft and demand you spread your butt cheeks so they can sniff and lick your sweaty asshole. This will usually happen within the hottest months of the summer.
Whilst walking home home from work, it was really hot and I was ambushed by a Swass Bandit. She came out of the bushes and demanded to sniff my panties. I happily obliged as the knife was sharp, and readily spread my ass cheeks to indulge the Swass Bandits fetish.
Swass Bandit by Rimjob Ninja May 22, 2013
Combination of the words Sick, Wicked, and Nasty. Swasty is a term used when in the presence of something amazing. Used because saying 1 of the 3 words is just not enough to express its magnitude.
"DAMN, did u see that dunk?! That was swasty!"
"That movie was too swasty!"
"That was possibly the most swasty thing I have ever seen."
Swasty by ilooooovechocolate September 10, 2012
Popularized by the griefing group Team Avolition, a swastar is a Star of David with a swastika inscribed within the center hexagon.
Player 1: Did you see what those griefer fucks did?
Player 2: No, what?
Player 1: They tore down a massive build and put up a swastar in its place.