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S.W.A.S

Parody of SWAG, Acronym for (S)ecretly (W)e (A)re (S)was: SWAS. Results in an infinite looping acronym, causing fissures in reality.
Bill: Hey dude did you know Swag stands for secretly we are gay?
Bob: Yeah man thats the oldest trick in the book, but have you heard of S.W.A.S?
Bill: No?? What does it stand for?
Bob: Secretly we are S.W.A.S.
Bill: That makes no sense...What does S.W.A.S mean??
*Reality Collapses*
by Sheeny_Weeney February 15, 2020
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I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M

I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.
I.R.W.T.T.Y.H.M.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.A.S.W.A.M means I really want to tell you how much I love you but I know you don't feel the same about me.
by Crystal_Snow December 20, 2022
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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022
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S.W.A.T Shits

When you shit unexpectedly without warning or when poop barges through your backdoor like a swat team
Bruh my stomach started to rumble then all of a sudden i got the S.W.A.T shits
by DATFEED November 29, 2016
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i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t

i actually like you but i am not sure if you feel the same way about me tho
Hey I just wanted to tell you that i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t
by DancingUnicornSquad August 11, 2020
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W.A.S.P.

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

Descendants of colonial-era immigrants from the British Isles--especially England, but also from Wales and Scotland (irrespective of the fact that Scots and Welsh people are predominantly descended from Celts, not descendants of Angles and Saxons)--who belonged to the Presbyterian, Congregationalist, and Episcopalian (Anglican) denominations of Protestantism.

The term is redundant because all Anglo-Saxons are white.
To this day in America, the W.A.S.P.s are the one group about which--in a politically correct atmosphere--jokes can be made with impunity.
by adgadfgfdgdfg January 16, 2006
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W.A.S.P.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003
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