suwance

synonomous with cock or penis

1)She loves the suwance.
2)Blow my suwance.

by Mark Huston November 9, 2003

Swance

Someone that is sexually aroused by Swans.

A compound word of "Swan" and "Nonce".

"That guy Martin can only get a hard-on when he thinks of Swans. He's a Swance."

by Bertie Moo January 10, 2022

I Suwannee

the Southern Hospitality vernacular phrase for "I Swear" because bless their hearts they don't put up with no cussin, down here ya'll!

Oh those damn yankees, I Suwannee!

by south african penguins June 30, 2010

Street 'Surance

Street 'Surance is health insurance sold to the poorest sectors of American society, often door-to-door. Such policies are often worthless, the payout ratio being notoriously low. Most such companies engaged in this activity operate outside normal perameters and many are straightforwardly illegal. The pejorative use of the word 'Surance' refers to how the word Insurance may be pronounced by low income families, at whom such policies are targeted.

One of the best dramatized examples of Street 'Surance in modern culture is in the Matt Damon/Danny De Vito film 'Rainmaker', based on the novel by John Grisham, in which a young man with terminal cancer dies because the his "insurance policy" will not pay out. Unsurprisingly, the "Insurance company" is merely a Ponzi scheme and has been looted by the proprietor. The film revolves around a court case brought by the posthumous claimant (and his parents).

by The Other Irishman December 19, 2011

Suwanee

The Bubble. Its a northeast suburb of Atlanta, GA bordering the Chattahoochee River and the 85 Freeway and is known for fancy houses, cars, and fancy people. Suwanee is known as a safe-haven for people that don't want to subject their children to the horrors of Gwinnett County. The people go like this: Plastic women sporting Range Rovers and Juicy Couture Tracksuits with Starbucks permanently grasped to their perfectly manicured hands, egotistical men who all are in a midlife crisis, so they run out and spend all of their money to make themselves look "rich". The kids are spoiled, Lax Bros are very common and snobby girls look to get into trouble by having sex and stealing. The whole town has a serious drug and alcohol issue among teens because of the lack of anything to do, rather than spend money. Teens first cars are usually Mercedes, BMW or Audi. They will NEVER be caught seen in anything less. There are 3 high schools. Collins Hill, Peachtree Ridge, and North Gwinnett. They all basically rival each other that splits the town into three sections that hate each other. The city also has a major smog issue. The days in summer are usually code red air-quality as the blistering sun makes all of our cars fumes into airborne noxious gas. Suwanee was rated as the top 10 places to live in the US by Money Magazine in 2009. It's a nice city with tons of parks and nice homes. If you can afford it, I would say its great. Welcome to hell!

Sally: "Where do you live?"

Samantha: "Hell."

Sally: "Suwanee?"

Samantha: "You're damn right!"

by suburbcitykid January 14, 2013

Suwannee Stomp

The act of throwing ones leg in the air as if mounting a mini horse, bending the knees slightly and shaking your penis in a rythmic motion

Jonny, Gerry, Darnnell, and Tyler entered all important places using the Suwannee Stomp

by Limi Winks February 21, 2009

suwannee two-shoe

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river

"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"

by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008