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An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.
by Master chunks February 2, 2020
Get the Double-wide Surprise mug.Surrender Day — August 24th 2023 Surrender Day: the first time that a former American President will have an actual mug shot taken; and, face 91 total criminal charges in four jurisdictions. The court ordered surrender or be arrested.
The mug shot of Donald J. Trump, The Mandarin Orange Mussolini is on track to become the most famous presidential portrait in history.
Ironic because Trump refused to either hang or publicly commemorate the portrait of his rival, Barack Hussein Obama.
Donald J. Trump, The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula, has been booked four times in four consecutive months in the same year — 2023.
In Republican debates held on Surrender Day Eve, six of eight Republicans vowed to vote for Trump if he won the Republican Nomination.
One, Vivek Ramaswamy, vowed to pardon Trump of all crimes if became America’s first South-Asian Indian president.
Perspective: in many states, an ex-convict — a returning citizen — who has paid his or her debt to society and successfully served his or her jail time CANNOT VOTE IN A NATIONAL ELECTION. And there is definitely no mention of a pardon
Just sayin’.
Trump — a master of media manipulation — chose Surrender Day purposely to occur during prime time; to occur the day after the Republican Debate; to purposely to upstage the debate; to receive maximum media coverage; and, to still have one day in the news cycle so that he would dominate the news all weekend.
Will we ever fucking learn?
The mug shot of Donald J. Trump, The Mandarin Orange Mussolini is on track to become the most famous presidential portrait in history.
Ironic because Trump refused to either hang or publicly commemorate the portrait of his rival, Barack Hussein Obama.
Donald J. Trump, The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula, has been booked four times in four consecutive months in the same year — 2023.
In Republican debates held on Surrender Day Eve, six of eight Republicans vowed to vote for Trump if he won the Republican Nomination.
One, Vivek Ramaswamy, vowed to pardon Trump of all crimes if became America’s first South-Asian Indian president.
Perspective: in many states, an ex-convict — a returning citizen — who has paid his or her debt to society and successfully served his or her jail time CANNOT VOTE IN A NATIONAL ELECTION. And there is definitely no mention of a pardon
Just sayin’.
Trump — a master of media manipulation — chose Surrender Day purposely to occur during prime time; to occur the day after the Republican Debate; to purposely to upstage the debate; to receive maximum media coverage; and, to still have one day in the news cycle so that he would dominate the news all weekend.
Will we ever fucking learn?
Surrender Day: on this day in American history: Thursday August 24th 2023, Donald J. Trump — The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula — was made to surrender by the State of Atlanta on R.I.C.O charges. He now faces 91 total charges in four (4) different jurisdictions.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
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“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.
Jack: dude, that’s gross.”
Jack: dude, that’s gross.”
by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018
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"I had a threesome with John and Sarah yesterday"
"Nice, did you nut in her?"
"Nah, I gave John a European Surprise"
"Nice, did you nut in her?"
"Nah, I gave John a European Surprise"
by divinemuffin February 8, 2019
Get the european surprise mug.Well, as you could probably guess it means that you are surprised. But it’s surprised in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS with explosions, earthquakes and tidal waves followed by a total eclipse of the sun. It’s the sort of surprise that you would feel when as you were feeding your cat she looked up at you and said “You’re fucking joking! I’m not eating that; it looks like puke and smells like shit! Get me some chicken or a piece of oak smoked ham, you arsehole.”
by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
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