surproner

Surproner - a surprise boner. It creeps up on you, completely unexpected and often occurring at incredibly inconvenient times.

"Oh man, I can believe I got a fucking surproner during the eulogy at my Grandma's funeral."

by Blink169 June 19, 2015

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sproner

A freshly sprung boner (n.) (spro-ner).

1. Every morning I wake up with a sproner.

2. I suddenly realized I had a sproner in the middle of class.

3. I saw that hot chick and I got a sproner.

by Jon of B. January 18, 2006

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surproner • Suprowner • surphone • surpriser • surprisercise • Surpriseria • surpriser (remix of the shocker) • sproner • The Surpriser • The Surpriser Riser

noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.

"Oh, fuck! Not The Surpriser Riser again!"

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

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surphone

To surf the Internet via a smartphone, perhaps obsessively

It's rude to surphone while eating lunch with your crush, unless you both are surphoning.

by TheOldProfessor May 16, 2017

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Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.

I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.

by Dave February 12, 2004

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