surpriser

when someone looks like they have an average size dick but they are actually packing a python

Doug: How big do you think my dick is?

Blondie: Well I would think about 6 inches but you could be a surpriser.

surpriser by Dieselson41 March 12, 2014

surpriser (remix of the shocker)

Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink

He gott her wit the supriser o shit son

surpriser (remix of the shocker) by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003

The Surpriser Riser 

noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.

"Oh, fuck! Not The Surpriser Riser again!"

The Surpriser Riser by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

Butt Geiser Surpriser 

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.

I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.

Butt Geiser Surpriser by Dave February 12, 2004

The Surpriser 

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the anus and 1 into the vagina

I just gave Shelly the surpriser and she loved it.

The Surpriser by Matthew Law November 30, 2006

The Surpriser 

The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with your middle finger, right into the colon.

Shelby loves it when I give her the Surpriser. She loves getting a finger in the ass.

The Surpriser by Eth-an-ol June 4, 2010

The Midnight Surpriser

It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.

I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser

The Midnight Surpriser by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018