surfung 

When I didn't pay my rent I ate some cheap rice and got a handy from mylandlord that was the ultimate surfung

When you get soya sauce on your mustache while eating rice, then you go on the internet while your land lord pleases you with their hands on your genitals this is the ultimate surfung
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surfung by Billy Jacker June 11, 2023

Jug Surfing 

Riding astride the chest of a large breasted milk maid prior to releasing a portion of tadpole soup twixt the humps and over the face..

Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!

Jug Surfing by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

throne surfing 

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.

Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.

throne surfing by bjergen June 25, 2010

Surfing The Med

An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.

She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...

Surfing The Med by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006

Git Surfing 

Like carjacking or joyriding, only hijacking an unsuspecting person instead of a car. The term was invented by Chris Morris for the 'Crime' episode of Brass Eye. It was a popular pursuit in the fictional, crime-ridden estate of Coswick. The git surfer creeps up behind their victim and jumps on their back, forcing them to run around at 'terrifying leg speeds'.

They hijack pedestrians and run them around a terrifying leg speeds. It's called "git surfing", all too often, the "git" is one of their own mothers

Git Surfing by Billsz June 30, 2011

jello surfing 

Fucking a really fat chic with her on top riding your cock

Donnie, Let's go out and get some drinks, Nah man I can't that Fat Heffer Megan broke my dick jello surfing

jello surfing by Slick&Silly August 4, 2017

wiki surfing 

to get hooked into reading wikipedia articles, then clicking on links and reading other articles for no reason

How did I spend my afternoon? Well, I was wiki surfing.

wiki surfing by gorillajack October 3, 2008