surfice

surf·iced, surf·icing, surf·ices

Useage limited to those combining coolness and intelligence.

Definition(s):
To more than meet present needs or requirements; far more than merely sufficient,: These rations will suffice until next week, but the Lembas bread will surfice!
To be far more than equal to a specified task; not just capable but extremely competent: No words will besuffice to convey my grief, but I have an interpretive dance that should prove surficient.

Six inches are sufficient, but ten are surficient. Expressing affection with a hug will suffice. Blowjobs surfice!

"Janet thought her ninja boyfriend would suffice, but then One Eyed Jack taught her all about pirate lovin'. And only pirate lovin' will surfice."

surfice by Entropos November 11, 2004

tainted surface 

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.

Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface

tainted surface by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014

Elevated surfaces 

The surface intoxicated females dance on at parties such as tables, counters, pool tables etc.

Frat boy1: “she was dancing on the table all night”

Frat boy2:”yeah bitches love their elevated surfaces”

Elevated surfaces by Dankiest dictionary October 1, 2018

surface dweller 

A person who is unconcerned with the deeper meaning of things.

1. Cares only about the implications and manifestations.
2. Deeper meaning and intricate connections are not immediately apparent.
3. Can't look behind the veil and swims only in shallow waters..

He doesn't get the movie at all.. what a surface dweller.

surface dweller by Gardor March 11, 2021

surface level person

a person that does not seek nor understand the full depth of something and bases most, if not, all of their judgments, opinions, and beliefs on shallow, surface level observation and/or interpretation.

*two individuals discussing a music track*

level-headed person: the artist using a vocoder to do a guitar solo with his voice was very meaningful since it symbolized the audience's inability to truly understand his emotions despite his effort to express them.

surface level person: nah dude that shit was whack. it lasted 9 minutes and i couldn't understand the ending! plus i've seen the sneakers he sells and they are ugly!

level-headed person: it's not meant to be understood as verbal language, but as audible emotion. and what do the sneakers have to do with the song? can you at least be a bit specific about what you didn't like?

surface level person: the song is just trash!

surface level person by deleteavan May 20, 2019

Flat surface syndrome 

When every flat surface, table, desk, etc in your house is covered with stuff. When a person automatically fills up ANY clear space on a flat surface with clutter.

"Man have you seen Alma's room? She obviously has a sever case of flat surface syndrome."

Flat surface syndrome by nealisms November 4, 2011

suffice to say 

Also written and said more grammatically correct as "suffice it to say" or "(it) suffices to say", this term basically, literally means "it is sufficient to say"

From the word "suffice" which when used as an intrasitive verb like in the example above, means "to meet present needs or requirements; be sufficient".

"Suffice to say" is often deemed an archaic version of the popular saying.

Current: "It suffices to say that my grief is unmatched."

Archaic: "Suffice to say, the trailer park in which that gentleman lives is quite the spacially economical achievement in residential land use."

suffice to say by Jeremie Brian August 31, 2006