scurfice 

A flat, solid object typically used to roll blunts on while in the car.

Grab the scurfice and get started on the dutch.

scurfice by Platypus Pat August 10, 2012

scarfice 

To slowly tease, torment and punish someone or something over a long period of time.

Go on then! Scarfice me some more why don't you. I can take it!

scarfice by The Dark Overlord September 19, 2018

surfice

surf·iced, surf·icing, surf·ices

Useage limited to those combining coolness and intelligence.

Definition(s):
To more than meet present needs or requirements; far more than merely sufficient,: These rations will suffice until next week, but the Lembas bread will surfice!
To be far more than equal to a specified task; not just capable but extremely competent: No words will besuffice to convey my grief, but I have an interpretive dance that should prove surficient.

Six inches are sufficient, but ten are surficient. Expressing affection with a hug will suffice. Blowjobs surfice!

"Janet thought her ninja boyfriend would suffice, but then One Eyed Jack taught her all about pirate lovin'. And only pirate lovin' will surfice."

surfice by Entropos November 11, 2004