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scarfice 

To slowly tease, torment and punish someone or something over a long period of time.
Go on then! Scarfice me some more why don't you. I can take it!
scarfice by The Dark Overlord September 19, 2018
Related Words
surf·iced, surf·icing, surf·ices

Useage limited to those combining coolness and intelligence.

Definition(s):
To more than meet present needs or requirements; far more than merely sufficient,: These rations will suffice until next week, but the Lembas bread will surfice!
To be far more than equal to a specified task; not just capable but extremely competent: No words will besuffice to convey my grief, but I have an interpretive dance that should prove surficient.
Six inches are sufficient, but ten are surficient. Expressing affection with a hug will suffice. Blowjobs surfice!

"Janet thought her ninja boyfriend would suffice, but then One Eyed Jack taught her all about pirate lovin'. And only pirate lovin' will surfice."
surfice by Entropos November 11, 2004

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026