Selfaholic

That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.

Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"

by GrouchVaude September 12, 2014

Selfaholic

An egomanical narcissist who is drunk with himself.

Donald Trump is so overcome with himself that he has become a selfaholic.

by PrinceofWheels July 13, 2020

Sexaholic Virgin

Sexaholic Virgin: N. A person who is constantly discussing things of sexual nature, and or teasing, but refusing from any sexual intercourse.

Trish is abstaining from sex, but leading people on. She's a sexaholic Virgin.

by Sozyn December 12, 2010

Seltzaholic

An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.

After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.

Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.

by Sharks V. Neti April 21, 2009

sexaholic

Insatiable. Someone who can't get enough. Nympho or nymphette.

She's a sexaholic.

by jay January 29, 2003

surfaholic

Addicted to web surfing. As I am.

Also works for wave surfing!

My name is Bob, and I am a surfaholic.

I just surfed for seven hours nonstop. I believe this qualifies me as a chronic surfaholic.

by smiami March 14, 2009

Salsaholic

It specifically targets someone who dances salsa. Someone who is a salsaholic generally dances 5-7 days a week; thinks about dancing all the time; does body movement whilst sitting down; does various basic steps and/or shines whilst standing.

The dance styles which a salsaholic can be involved in is not restricted to salsa, it extends to other forms of street latin such as; Bachata, Puerto Rican Cha Cha, and Merengue. They also might wish to let loose with Reggaeton and Brazillian Samba. Some other types of dance are become increasingly popular throughout the salsaholic community such as: Zouk and Kizomba.

You dance salsa 7 days a week? You're a salsaholic!

by yeders April 16, 2008