This is a person who lives in the suburbs and rarely comes downtown, but has decided to do so, and is now making a mess of traffic. They typically look quite confused as they try to comprehend the usefulness of one-way streets. They can also look and a little scared as they grip their purses and eye the non-caucasians over their shoulders. They drive like out-of-towner idiots.
way too many people living in identical house five feet from each other. usually with 2.5 kids and a pet. this is basically the life style that you dont want but half the people in flordia end up this way.
i know the cops are chasing us but we are lost in surburbia
when one is drinking a beverage in most cases an alcoholic beverage & in a hurried manner. usually more prevolent with carbonated ones more so, beer, malt liquors, etc When the thrashing & compression of trying to force the beverage down the gullet a near combustible state occurs in the subjects mouth forcing the liquids,foam, froth and other liquid forms back over the lips and down the chin,neck and it also should or may include back thru the nose......this is SUBURBULATION !!!
the ice cold tall BUDWEISER i just tried to shotgun down nearly exploded as it caused SUBURBULATION to back up thru my mouth & nose and down my chin.....
The slimming effect on a woman caused by being seen driving a large SUV. Due to the extreme size of the vehicle, it give the woman the appearance of being petite.
"I thought she was skinny, but when she got out of the SUV, it turned out that I got fooled by the 'Suburban Slim.'"
When having intercorse, lift her up and hold her in air.(still in her) Then have another male give it to her in the back door.(still holding her up)Then have another male get on the first males sholders. Have her suck the one on top.
I was walking my dog, when little sally walked by. I ripped off her clothes. As I did this, Bob and Old man Johnson jumped in to make it a surburban oil rig.
GNARLY!!!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.