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suburbumpkin 

This is a person who lives in the suburbs and rarely comes downtown, but has decided to do so, and is now making a mess of traffic. They typically look quite confused as they try to comprehend the usefulness of one-way streets. They can also look and a little scared as they grip their purses and eye the non-caucasians over their shoulders. They drive like out-of-towner idiots.
Person 1 "Damn, whats with the downtown traffic tonight?"

Person 2 "It's all the suburbumpkins that have come in for the baseball game at the dome...LOOKOUT!"
suburbumpkin by jiminez April 26, 2005

surburbia 

way too many people living in identical house five feet from each other. usually with 2.5 kids and a pet. this is basically the life style that you dont want but half the people in flordia end up this way.
i know the cops are chasing us but we are lost in surburbia
surburbia by show January 22, 2005

SUBURBULATION 

when one is drinking a beverage in most cases an alcoholic beverage & in a hurried manner. usually more prevolent with carbonated ones more so, beer, malt liquors, etc When the thrashing & compression of trying to force the beverage down the gullet a near combustible state occurs in the subjects mouth forcing the liquids,foam, froth and other liquid forms back over the lips and down the chin,neck and it also should or may include back thru the nose......this is SUBURBULATION !!!
the ice cold tall BUDWEISER i just tried to shotgun down nearly exploded as it caused SUBURBULATION to back up thru my mouth & nose and down my chin.....
SUBURBULATION by MUFFINPUMPA June 25, 2009

Surburban Slim

The slimming effect on a woman caused by being seen driving a large SUV. Due to the extreme size of the vehicle, it give the woman the appearance of being petite.
"I thought she was skinny, but when she got out of the SUV, it turned out that I got fooled by the 'Suburban Slim.'"
Surburban Slim by doctor_evil_69 February 28, 2003

Surburban Oil Rig 

When having intercorse, lift her up and hold her in air.(still in her) Then have another male give it to her in the back door.(still holding her up)Then have another male get on the first males sholders. Have her suck the one on top.
I was walking my dog, when little sally walked by. I ripped off her clothes. As I did this, Bob and Old man Johnson jumped in to make it a surburban oil rig.
GNARLY!!!
A friend who has no place to call home, but who makes his way from couch to couch in the suburbs.
fullblast:"Thanks for letting me crash for a few, B this bed's not even tempurpedic!"Friend127:" Gosh Jim, You're such a SUBURBUM!"
Suburbum by Jesus Rulez April 15, 2010