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suburbumpkin 

This is a person who lives in the suburbs and rarely comes downtown, but has decided to do so, and is now making a mess of traffic. They typically look quite confused as they try to comprehend the usefulness of one-way streets. They can also look and a little scared as they grip their purses and eye the non-caucasians over their shoulders. They drive like out-of-towner idiots.
Person 1 "Damn, whats with the downtown traffic tonight?"

Person 2 "It's all the suburbumpkins that have come in for the baseball game at the dome...LOOKOUT!"
suburbumpkin by jiminez April 26, 2005

surburbia 

way too many people living in identical house five feet from each other. usually with 2.5 kids and a pet. this is basically the life style that you dont want but half the people in flordia end up this way.
i know the cops are chasing us but we are lost in surburbia
surburbia by show January 22, 2005

SUBURBULATION 

when one is drinking a beverage in most cases an alcoholic beverage & in a hurried manner. usually more prevolent with carbonated ones more so, beer, malt liquors, etc When the thrashing & compression of trying to force the beverage down the gullet a near combustible state occurs in the subjects mouth forcing the liquids,foam, froth and other liquid forms back over the lips and down the chin,neck and it also should or may include back thru the nose......this is SUBURBULATION !!!
the ice cold tall BUDWEISER i just tried to shotgun down nearly exploded as it caused SUBURBULATION to back up thru my mouth & nose and down my chin.....
SUBURBULATION by MUFFINPUMPA June 25, 2009

Surburban Slim

The slimming effect on a woman caused by being seen driving a large SUV. Due to the extreme size of the vehicle, it give the woman the appearance of being petite.
"I thought she was skinny, but when she got out of the SUV, it turned out that I got fooled by the 'Suburban Slim.'"
Surburban Slim by doctor_evil_69 February 28, 2003

Surburban Oil Rig 

When having intercorse, lift her up and hold her in air.(still in her) Then have another male give it to her in the back door.(still holding her up)Then have another male get on the first males sholders. Have her suck the one on top.
I was walking my dog, when little sally walked by. I ripped off her clothes. As I did this, Bob and Old man Johnson jumped in to make it a surburban oil rig.
GNARLY!!!
A friend who has no place to call home, but who makes his way from couch to couch in the suburbs.
fullblast:"Thanks for letting me crash for a few, B this bed's not even tempurpedic!"Friend127:" Gosh Jim, You're such a SUBURBUM!"
Suburbum by Jesus Rulez April 15, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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