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suburbumpkin 

This is a person who lives in the suburbs and rarely comes downtown, but has decided to do so, and is now making a mess of traffic. They typically look quite confused as they try to comprehend the usefulness of one-way streets. They can also look and a little scared as they grip their purses and eye the non-caucasians over their shoulders. They drive like out-of-towner idiots.
Person 1 "Damn, whats with the downtown traffic tonight?"

Person 2 "It's all the suburbumpkins that have come in for the baseball game at the dome...LOOKOUT!"
suburbumpkin by jiminez April 26, 2005
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SUBURBULATION 

when one is drinking a beverage in most cases an alcoholic beverage & in a hurried manner. usually more prevolent with carbonated ones more so, beer, malt liquors, etc When the thrashing & compression of trying to force the beverage down the gullet a near combustible state occurs in the subjects mouth forcing the liquids,foam, froth and other liquid forms back over the lips and down the chin,neck and it also should or may include back thru the nose......this is SUBURBULATION !!!
the ice cold tall BUDWEISER i just tried to shotgun down nearly exploded as it caused SUBURBULATION to back up thru my mouth & nose and down my chin.....
SUBURBULATION by MUFFINPUMPA June 25, 2009