by Zepol07 November 05, 2020
The name of a high quality Czech beer brewed in Ceske Budejovice (formerly Budweis), that subsequently had it's name fucking jack moved by piss water loving american red necks who turned this once primo brand into one of the worlds most effective displays of brewing incompetence. Enjoyed by millions Nascar enthusiast across the country.
Bra, pick up some Budweiser. I can drink like fucking 12 of those and still be sober. Shit, I may even get it up while banging my cousin. Of course, only after watching Dale Earnhardt drive in circles.
by the gimple April 12, 2005
1. Beer of Czech origin, aka Budvar. Characterized by full, rich flavor and generally pleasurable drinking experience.
2. Beer of American origin. Gives drinker the impression of having received a golden shower in his mouth.
2. Beer of American origin. Gives drinker the impression of having received a golden shower in his mouth.
As the bartender poured out the American Budweiser into my glass, I couldn't help but feel like a doctor receiving a urine sample from a patient.
by ScabNainz January 13, 2005
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by xcoldbloodfest October 20, 2008
1. Bland, flavorless alcohol delivery system that sells because of advertising. See also Zima , Wonder Bread , and Hamburger Helper
Don't tell me how good my beer is, okay? I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it, okay? When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Budweiser. When I drink my beer I want to taste it.
by Beerman September 22, 2003