supitch

The most epicest of gamers to ever exist on the planet

"He is such an epic gamer"
"He must be a Supitch"

supitch by Supitch November 12, 2020

suvitch 

any woman in an SUV who immediately goes over to the passing lane, regardless of what speed she's going. Often seen chatting on a cell phone or with kids in the back seat.
Contraction of "SUV-driving bitch"

I would have gotten here sooner, but I was stuck behind a suvitch.

suvitch by joespagg February 19, 2006

spitch 

anyone who stays indoors being entertained by some sort of electronic device (i.e. television, x box, ps3, youtube, flash games, gameboy, etc) instead of leaving the house for sports or friends.

Person A: hey invite john to come to the movie tonight
Person B: nah the guy's a spitch, he'll just stay at home
Person A: ya you're right. I forgot about that

spitch by gamerkid90210 April 22, 2010

Spitching

The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!

Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!

Spitching by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010

Supwitcha 

One word for saying "whats up with you" it can be used as both a greeting and a question.

1.(A texts B)

A sends: Supwitcha?!
B replies: Shit, just chillin, supwitcha?!!!
A: Same ol same ol, tryna get this bread.

2. (Two friends hanging out)

A: Its been along time since I've seen you supwitcha these dayz?
B: Nothing jus working and going to school!

Supwitcha by Pricey Jones April 29, 2009

spitch 

A person who has the option of going out with friends but instead makes the bizarre yet conscious decision to remain indoors for the night to indulge in activities involving sweatpants, Funyuns, a High Definition television or all three simultaneously. Many times the subject cannot establish a decent justification for his or her actions (ie. citing poor weather conditions) and instead fumbles with their words and mannerisms, often speaking in senseless sentence fragments and avoiding eye contact entirely. Attempts at pleading with them to “just come” and/or “stop being gay” somehow exponentially worsen the situation and furthers the individual’s unresponsiveness.

Person A: Why the heck aren’t you guys dressed? Everyone’s leaving in 5 minutes.
Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag)
Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes)
Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis)
Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends.

spitch by NotSully April 18, 2010

Supwitchu 

An question meaning, "How are you doing".

Supwitchu, son? Supwitchu shawdi?

Supwitchu by RC FH March 31, 2008