When you and a partner (both unvaccinated) fall ill with COVID-19, losing taste, and then proceed to ingest large quantities of laxatives and continuously eat each other’s asses.

When Davis lost his taste to COVID, he decided the Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt would fix his appetite.

Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt by User42069314 August 14, 2021

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Super Spreader

Either a large, crowded event at which COVID-19 easily spreads or a single, asymptomatic COVID-19 positive individual who liberally infects personal contacts.

Hey, you goin' to the party tonite?
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!

Super Spreader by YAWA July 4, 2020

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super-spreader

not a person you'd want to become a close contact because s/he is highly contagious

Joe: Did you hear the news about 700 comic-con attendees got quarantined?
Don: I heard that one badass super-spreader was there yesterday.
Joe: I was there and we're both doomed!

super-spreader by timlight April 26, 2020

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Super Spreader Bowl

The 2021 NFL championship game in Tampa, Florida. Governor Ron DeSantis has opened everything and called for a full stadium for the 2021 game.

"Hey, are you going to this year's championship?"
"No frickin' way! Might as well call it the Super Spreader Bowl!"

Pam loved football but even when her team got into the championship game, because of the coronavirus pandemic, she decided she'd never go to what promised to be a Super Spreader Bowl.

Super Spreader Bowl by Luvrte66 September 26, 2020

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