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superfucked 

The state of being entirely screwed and/or fucked over by a given set of circumstances, either brought on by outside forces or by one's self.
Did you hear that Eric is totally superfucked for that interview he has tomorrow? He's in way over his head.
superfucked by Woodyyeahyeah January 5, 2009

Spermickle 

Similar to barnacles but small hard bits of sperm that stick to the insides of girls legs.
I woke up this morning with a pandemic-a-spermickles on me!
Spermickle by Sweeeeeen August 27, 2010

SuperFucked 

Fucked in a way that is: supernatural, divine, or so hard that your organs fail and your head explodes.
BREAKING NEWS: 17 people were superfucked last night.
SuperFucked by Xx_X_Fuckening_X_xX December 20, 2017

superkicker 

the deprecing stage of a kicker, usually after a game where he is un-needed and unknown or after being teased/ picked on or something shitty happens between friends/family, next stage for this person is all the all well to known "coaches bitch"- where this so called "kicker" becomes the main target for his coach to screem for no apperent reason. and then in which the coach will go for two.
superkicker "you suck!"
"wide right!"

(kicker)- hey coach can we kick the fg?/ were up/ down by 21.
(coach) shut-up

coach what should i practice today? onside?deep? squib??
(coach)- WATER!!!! hey you in the helmet...who are you?
nvm coahc
(coach)- who is that kid?
superkicker by jigaboo igloo October 26, 2009

superwicked 

Playing football with that hyena last night was superwicked.
superwicked by xxxsa February 20, 2014

Superfucker 

When the whole world gets fucked just how they like it. That bomb ass thing you feel when you're driving near a sunset, or when your girlfriend gives you the best blow job and then you guys eat and watch a movie. 2012.
That girl I knew in High School that I watched every third period when she came to get the attendance, must have been a superfucker. (ps. google sprfkr and more examples of greatness will come up)
Superfucker by Tres Leches August 10, 2008