the deprecing stage of a kicker, usually after a game where he is un-needed and unknown or after being teased/ picked on or something shitty happens between friends/family, next stage for this person is all the all well to known "coaches bitch"- where this so called "kicker" becomes the main target for his coach to screem for no apperent reason. and then in which the coach will go for two.
superkicker "you suck!"
"wide right!"
(kicker)- hey coach can we kick the fg?/ were up/ down by 21.
(coach) shut-up
coach what should i practice today? onside?deep? squib??
(coach)- WATER!!!! hey you in the helmet...who are you?
nvm coahc
(coach)- who is that kid?
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.