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super genius 

A sarcastic moniker if there ever was one, usually reserved for someone who is one dumb-ass motherfucker.
My dear, once again you have demonstrated that you are a most prolific and widely respected super genius!
super genius by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021

super genius 

Hey Spencer I heard you got a 94 on the test! You're a genius!
Yeah but Shannon got a 98, she's a super genius..

*cries softly*

Super Genius 

The smartest and dumbest mother fucker that ever lived.
Super Genius by SuperGenius October 15, 2017

Super-genius kumtwatwaffle 

When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.
The super-genius kumtwatwaffle is more useful than a kumquat.

Super Genius Penis 

When your penis is smarter then the person receiving it. We call that the “ Genius Penis “ but in the rare case your penis exceeds 200 IQ. Your lucky enough to Be gifted with “ super genius Penis “ and your dong will make sluts smarter!
“ Hey bro, that chick was retarded last week and can now count to 10. Do you think she’s taking super genius Penis? “
Super Genius Penis by Gavin ctw January 14, 2022

supergenius 

Myself, someone who's more genius than the regular geniuses, extremey genius, smart, brilliant in every way, and has corrected his or her mind from genius to supergenius.
Genius: E = mc2.
Supergenius: actually, E equals mc theta.
Genius: you're not smarter than me.
Supergenius: actually I AM smarter than you!
supergenius by badmouth July 8, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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