Super Tan

This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.

Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!

Super Tan by Capitainjacob December 2, 2011

Super Tang

A shit-brown beverage consisting of one part Tang, one part Jager, and five parts regret on the rocks.

Gordon: Hey bro, want some of this Super Tang?
Coleman: FUCK NO!

Super Tang by Poop Drink Savant January 6, 2013

supertanker 

An extremely large woman

Jeff: Holy fuck that girl is fat!

John: She's a fucking supertanker!!

supertanker by CMBC February 22, 2011

supertanker 

an extremely large breast on an extremely skinny, and or short woman.

that little bitch has some incredible supertankers.

supertanker by sick December 14, 2003

Douche Supertanker 

Someone who manages to surpass all forms of douchery, even the Douche Tanker. A man or woman who is such a douchebag that their colleagues wish they were never born.

Joe: "Man, Johnny is being a real jerk today."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."

Douche Supertanker by RainEagle November 12, 2019