Definitions by CMBC

Fish Cop 

A fisheries law enforcement officer

Police officer = regular cop
Fisheries officer = fish cop

Fish Cop by CMBC February 14, 2012

Placed 

To be put in one's place

Todd: Hey little buddy, what's going on?
Mark: Just finished banging your mom. How's that for what's going on?
Jeff: OHHH PLACED!!!!

Placed by CMBC January 14, 2012

garburator

A fat girl

Sam: nom nom nom. This warthog tastes amazing!!! nom nom nom

Chris: Holy fuck the garburator is at it again. What a pig!

garburator by CMBC December 23, 2011

B Flat 

A fart that has a lot of bass, as opposed to being a squeeker

Jim: Holy shit Mark, that was one stinky fart.

Mark: Yeah, it was a B Flat.

B Flat by CMBC April 26, 2011

supertanker 

An extremely large woman

Jeff: Holy fuck that girl is fat!

John: She's a fucking supertanker!!

supertanker by CMBC February 22, 2011

Cock sucker's cramp 

Typically a mouth breather. When the person goes about their day with their mouth slightly open and never fully closed.

Tommy has cock sucker's cramp. He walks around and does his shit with his mouth half open all the time. Probably from sucking so many cocks all the time.

Cock sucker's cramp by CMBC June 25, 2009

Feeding the pig 

Waiting and possibly nurturing the girl's "issue" until it passes, at which point you can persue her.

A girl who is too young for you has an attraction for you, but you can't do anything about it due to her age. So you "feed the pig" until she is older and then you allow her attraction for you to turn into something.

Origin: Came from the term "Feeding the pig" which is a situation in where you have a small pig that is useless to you, so you feed it and nurture it until it grows to a fat pig in which you then have a use for it.

Bill: Hey man, that girl wants me so bad. Too bad she's too young.

Tom: Why don't you just feed the pig until she's older?

Bill: Ya man, feeding the pig on this girl will pay off in the end.

Feeding the pig by CMBC June 16, 2009