Super Mom 

Fun, energetic Moms who love parenting. Not the stereotype of the women who wear pearls and greet their mate at the door with a casserole in hand, these moms have thrown off the pearls and donned jeans and t-shirts instead. The habitat they are most likely to be found in is the playground, the grocery store in the organic produce section, the closest library or participating with their kids in any fun activity you can think of.

Not to be confused with Moms who think they are wearing proverbial capes and can "do it all". Super Moms are just having super fun!

"She's a super mom, she really cares about her kids and is always doing fun things with them!"

Super Mom by whatsupdoc May 15, 2009

Super Mom 

A female child rearing enthusiast who goes over the top to ensure her child will become President of the United States. Usually seen feeding her children organic, fair trade, gluten free, GMO free foods. Often breast feeding a child until their teenage years in public. Usually posts updates on her child rearing experiences multiple times per day to social media. Often advocates for co-sleeping at the risk of loss of sex life. Uses child rearing to participate in a social pissing match aka keeping-up-with-the-joneses.

Person 1: That woman spends $500 a week at Whole Foods, posts incessantly about her kids as tho she has no life, and looks down at other moms for raising their children in a lesser way. The other day I saw her breast feeding a kid who could walk in Starbucks right out in the open without any cover. What's her problem?
Person 2: She's a super mom. Don't mess with her about her momming. She'll rip your head off.

Super Mom by Johnny the Ass Hole May 23, 2018

super-mom syndrome

Super-mom Syndrome is a mom noticeably amazing to and for her kids; Supermom's can be (MILFS) but not a requirement; They can also be soccer-mom's or so bad-ass that you assume they are one. She knows when to show up, shut up, lead & follow/support.

"damn, she got super-mom syndrome right there, getting all those happy-assed kids into that SUV while looking like she's on cat-walking on the runway and shit"!

super-mom syndrome by FondaManChild December 5, 2016

Beautiful Super Mom

Laura Windham

Beautiful Super Mom- Laura Windham

Beautiful Super Mom by Woodro86 July 31, 2018

Facebook Super Mom 

The mother who takes a million photos of everyone she has around her at all times, flaunting all the good things she does for those in her life

Defined: Someone who wants everyone to think their life is the best Id the best, they help everyone and surely want anyone and everyone to know it. Posting all the helpful things they do for the community
“Wow Nancy really wants to be a Facebook Super Mom”

Facebook Super Mom by slsmct January 7, 2022

super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity 

Mere mortals believe that the most flaming insult is "ur mom gay lol".

But these fools do not know the power of the S U P E R G A Y C H A R M.
When activated, the super gay charm makes the target gay times infinity.

Anyone who reads this - your mom now gay times infinity lol

Person 1: Hey ur hair looks bad and ur ugly

Person 2: lmao get ready for this

Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.

super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity by Dirty sanchez 420 May 19, 2018

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom 

It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.

Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.

Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom by Piekin August 3, 2011