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Bitched version of the word something. It is most commonly used in the phrase "humpin' sumpin' new" which translates to "engaging in kinky sex."
Nice ass, Fido, I'm glad to be humpin' sumpin' new.
sumpin by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005

humpin sumpin new 

Bitched version of "humping something new", meaning to engage in kinky sex or practice adultery.
Little Princess Sophia, come on, lick me like a lollipop should be licked. I'm glad to be humpin sumpin new.
humpin sumpin new by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

a little sompin' sompin 

"Something" the speaker prefers to leave un-said -- usually a reference to drugs or sex..
So you have a little sompin' sompin' to get you in the mood for the party?

She be simpin 

When a girl Simps over a guy, it’s pretty self explanatory. Duh. More specifically when a Virgin girl (not always though) overvalues a man and tries to please him. Not morally wrong since it happens the same way vice versa.

Taken from the popular J Grimes track off tik tok.

A girl that pathetically clambers after a chad male in the hopes of becoming his mistress.

Junior Grimes ©

Song by junior grimes (J grimes) made in 2019 and released in 2020, a very catch song albeit kinda cringe.

tik tok made the song what it was rather than SoundCloud.
How tf is “she be simpin” a real song? It’s LITERALLY JUST

She be simpin

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She be simpin = when a girl simps

she be simpin 

Song by J grimes (junior Grimes) possibly synonymous with Js list of side hoes and how they’re ALMOST ALWAYS simpin for him

Can also be applied to any random girl simpin over something/someone
Guy 1: Hey that girl Danielle She be simpin bro, everyday

Guy 2: word up, If simpin had a cute face she be reppin that shite erryday

She be simpin is the #1 tik tok song of 2020 despite the awful pandemic

If a girl makes the move on J (which is inevitable) then most definitely she be simpin

Any girl can become desperate hence why she be simpin
she be simpin by Wankers rage January 19, 2022
When you lowkey in pain over a person, so you listen to sad music nd think of them
Tom: Yo u still simpin?
Dane: Yeah, dawg the heart wants what it wants
Simpin by Youngintellect April 22, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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