sumpin
Bitched version of the word something. It is most commonly used in the phrase "humpin' sumpin' new" which translates to "engaging in kinky sex."
sumpin by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005
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sumpin sumpin
These little ditties can be used to describe something very special. Like a new car, or an evening out.
sumpin sumpin by Bomni November 19, 2004
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Sumping • sumpin • sumpin sumpin • humpin sumpin new • simping • Simpin • stumping • Sumina • slumpin' • Slumping
humpin sumpin new
Little Princess Sophia, come on, lick me like a lollipop should be licked. I'm glad to be humpin sumpin new.
humpin sumpin new by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005
She be simpin
When a girl Simps over a guy, it’s pretty self explanatory. Duh. More specifically when a Virgin girl (not always though) overvalues a man and tries to please him. Not morally wrong since it happens the same way vice versa.
Taken from the popular J Grimes track off tik tok.
A girl that pathetically clambers after a chad male in the hopes of becoming his mistress.
Junior Grimes ©
Song by junior grimes (J grimes) made in 2019 and released in 2020, a very catch song albeit kinda cringe.
tik tok made the song what it was rather than SoundCloud.
Taken from the popular J Grimes track off tik tok.
A girl that pathetically clambers after a chad male in the hopes of becoming his mistress.
Junior Grimes ©
Song by junior grimes (J grimes) made in 2019 and released in 2020, a very catch song albeit kinda cringe.
tik tok made the song what it was rather than SoundCloud.
How tf is “she be simpin” a real song? It’s LITERALLY JUST
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She be simpin = when a girl simps
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She be simpin = when a girl simps
She be simpin by Master Yoshi July 20, 2021
she be simpin
Song by J grimes (junior Grimes) possibly synonymous with Js list of side hoes and how they’re ALMOST ALWAYS simpin for him
Can also be applied to any random girl simpin over something/someone
Can also be applied to any random girl simpin over something/someone
Guy 1: Hey that girl Danielle She be simpin bro, everyday
Guy 2: word up, If simpin had a cute face she be reppin that shite erryday
She be simpin is the #1 tik tok song of 2020 despite the awful pandemic
If a girl makes the move on J (which is inevitable) then most definitely she be simpin
Any girl can become desperate hence why she be simpin
Guy 2: word up, If simpin had a cute face she be reppin that shite erryday
She be simpin is the #1 tik tok song of 2020 despite the awful pandemic
If a girl makes the move on J (which is inevitable) then most definitely she be simpin
Any girl can become desperate hence why she be simpin
she be simpin by Wankers rage January 19, 2022
great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies
B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"
great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013
Simpin
Simpin by Youngintellect April 22, 2018
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