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Babe: Oh my god your making me cum!

Me: oh my god babe your summin me up!

Babe: ...
Summin by lil Sum up November 7, 2018
A guy who gives a fuck to anyone who realize his hair cut
Summin, "UmUmUm"
summin by Dman1012 August 5, 2016

Order'n Summin Up 

Going online to find a date/wife/hookup.
Aaron went onto columbiancupid.com and was order'n summin up and she is suppose to arrive next week with her kids and grandkids.
Order'n Summin Up by Andrew420 December 19, 2011

No summin' tae nip yer shite o'er

A task (typically) which is not worthy of cutting toilet time short for or even simply of imminent importance.

Origin: Scots-English
Shoutin' o'er a fucked exhaust
Yer da: Gies a hawn wae the motor!
You: S'wrang wae it!?
Yer da: The exhaust's came aff!
You: Still runnin'?
Yer da: Aye!
You: Well it's no summin' tae nip yer shite o'er, is it?

Summit girl 

A girl who so eloquently enters your life, fucks you, and then just as eloquently leaves. A girl who you do not compare to other girls, because she is beyond comparison. No. You compare other girls to her. She is/has/will be the one. She IS the one. You change everything about yourself to match everything about her. You see words that have a syllable similar to her name, suddenly that word becomes a synonym for her. You write poetry that you keep in a secret hidden folder on your laptop, and it is written about her. She is your Eve, and you my friend, are Adam.
What I would give to sodomize my summit girl one last time.
The act of eating a donut off of a penis
I am going to get some Krispy Kremes and see if anyone is down for some simming

The best way to eat a donut is by Simming
Simming by Millennialcast May 12, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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