A task (typically) which is not worthy of cutting toilet time short for or even simply of imminent importance.
Origin: Scots-English
Shoutin' o'er a fucked exhaust
Yer da: Gies a hawn wae the motor!
You: S'wrang wae it!?
Yer da: The exhaust's came aff!
You: Still runnin'?
Yer da: Aye!
You: Well it's no summin' tae nip yer shite o'er, is it?
A girl who so eloquently enters your life, fucks you, and then just as eloquently leaves. A girl who you do not compare to other girls, because she is beyond comparison. No. You compare other girls to her. She is/has/will be the one. She IS the one. You change everything about yourself to match everything about her. You see words that have a syllable similar to her name, suddenly that word becomes a synonym for her. You write poetry that you keep in a secret hidden folder on your laptop, and it is written about her. She is your Eve, and you my friend, are Adam.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.