sumeka 

Sumeka is a rare subset of dwarfism, originating from Southern Asia, and is characterised by loud noises and a propensity to not breathe unless she is muted. She cannot grasp the concept of the inside voice and proceeds to make everyone’s ears ring within a 3.69 mile radius. Legend has it her voice can be heard from London to ormskirk during calm weather. Is she human? A mythical creature? A figment of your imagination? Who knows. But we know for sure, she’s small.

Man 1: have you met sumeka?
Man 2: met her? I heard her from down under

Man 1: down under? You mean Australia?
Man 2: no, hell

sumeka by WWL February 8, 2024

sumeya 

Sumeya is a beautiful girl who is talented and cares for everyone. She is a sweet girl but is a fighter when it comes to close ones and family. Sumeya is a honest and pretty girl.

Wow look at how honest Sumeya is

sumeya by Hxxlnhs August 2, 2017

Sumea 

Sumea is the best human being on earth, they might get misunderstood sometimes but they are the best at clothes,drawing,makeup. And really likes cats.
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Sumy

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Sumea by XandyXokii May 22, 2021

sumeja

sumeja is the sweetest girl ever,everyone wants to be like her and look like her she is friendly but mean sometimes,also she doesn’t have time for her friends maybe she does but sometimes...She is smart but doesn’t like to show how smart she is so she does stupid things to make people think she is dumb(but she is smart like i told you)

i love you Sumeja

sumeja is the sweetest girl ever,everyone wants to be like her and look like her she is friendly but mean sometimes,also she doesn’t have time for her friends maybe she does but sometimes...She is smart but doesn’t like to show how smart she is so she does stupid things to make people think she is dumb(but she is smart like i told you)

sumeja by sumeja September 18, 2020

Smekalka

When you find yourself in a tough situation and need to improvise stupidly (Russian word)

Person 1: why are you strapping hotplates to a tank?
Person 2: the targeting system for the missile works better when an object is hot
Person 1: so we're cheating on the missile trials?
Person 2: just take it as smekalka

Smekalka by Berhatihatidiruangplatform June 5, 2023

sumeja

sumeja is an very nice and kind person. she is also very funny and she is very helpful when you need someone to talk. and she is cute, but she can be rude if you do something stupid to her.

sumeja is a very friendly person.

sumeja by laraxm January 7, 2019

sumeya 

This Girl has a skull Of a stone! Whatever she says even if its rong or right has to be her way ! She can fight like a tiger but this time Of her life she is losing her friends and she is pretty hurt and her friends to but she is beautiful and she needs to start bealiving The ones who Love and actually vare for her !

Owww we need Sumeya right now ! She would help!

sumeya by Loved December 12, 2016