sumeka

Sumeka is a rare subset of dwarfism, originating from Southern Asia, and is characterised by loud noises and a propensity to not breathe unless she is muted. She cannot grasp the concept of the inside voice and proceeds to make everyone’s ears ring within a 3.69 mile radius. Legend has it her voice can be heard from London to ormskirk during calm weather. Is she human? A mythical creature? A figment of your imagination? Who knows. But we know for sure, she’s small.

Man 1: have you met sumeka?
Man 2: met her? I heard her from down under

Man 1: down under? You mean Australia?
Man 2: no, hell

by WWL February 08, 2024