suitify 

To satiate and satisfy simultaneously at every moment.

"It suits your needs."

"Delicious, way to suitify man."

suitify by Satchelcat July 18, 2009

De-suitify 

To take off your suit progressivly thorughout the day.

"It was a formal event, but I was de-suitifying before it even started."

De-suitify by MotsDe March 22, 2009

shitify 

to turn something into shit
to be turned into shit

my essay was so good that i had to warn my professorthat reading my essay might shitify his brain.

shitify by devil666 January 2, 2008

Shitifying 

Terrifying to a degree where you almost shit youself.

"That movie was seriously shitifying!"
"Kate is shitifying when she's high."

Shitifying by Naevai November 17, 2009

shitify the air 

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.

example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air

shitify the air by falsefox February 12, 2024