Anon135813's definitions

Trench

Noun
A trench is a slice of a large conglomerate of items, like mortgage securities.

I sold a trench to him.

by Anon135813 December 15, 2020

Suitcased

verb
To be thrown into the back seat of a police car upside down in handcuffeds.

Fucking 50, got picked up and suitcased.

by Anon135813 November 18, 2020

Therapy correctness

Topics which are taboo even in group or individual therapy sessions. Like child abuse, homicide, suicide, race and sex.

I was going to talk about it in group but it would've violated therapy correctness.

by Anon135813 November 12, 2020

country music

Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.

Damn. I hate country music.

by Anon135813 October 12, 2020

gayfish

Verb: to say weird stuff to see if someone is a homosexual.

I was in a rehab and this roommate kept saying odd shit, like "is that gay porn?" and "your underwear look like panties.". After that I figured he was gayfishing.

by Anon135813 October 5, 2020

comfort fuck

noun
A fuck a girl gives just once to a guy who is totally enamoured with her. Usually thrown to him.

Joe was head over heels with Rebecca. She threw a him a comfort fuck last night.

by Anon135813 November 14, 2020

tits

A word some friends and I decided to be used to mean good. An episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" aired where it happened. Pretty cool. And yet lame.

That motorcycle is tits!

by Anon135813 November 13, 2020