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suicide sex

When you’re so depressed that you both decide to have a suicide pact by having multiple orgasms until you die via exhaustion. The autopsy is a hoot
Did you hear about John and his girlfriend? Yea the doctor said they committed suicide sex
suicide sex by Doctor Coctor December 19, 2017
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Suicide sex

When you really wanna fuck but it’s 115 degrees outside.
Man me and my girl had suicide sex. I almost passed out but I got that nut!!!
Suicide sex by Beastmodecali12 June 30, 2018

Suicide sext 

Verb: send your mom or dad a nude and try to get a hold of their phone to delete it before they see it
My mom got arrested for possession of child porn after I wasn’t able to delete the suicide sext I sent her
Suicide sext by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020

Sexual Suicide 

death by extreme sex. often occurs when taking on a.. bigger* challenge than one is prepared for; mainly affects the females.
Tay: OMG, I thought I was about to commit sexual suicide last night.
Nay: That big, huh?
Sexual Suicide by Bianca Christine September 19, 2012

Sexual Suicide 

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die
Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

Sexual Suicide 

To dismember your member. I cut off or cut out your sexual organs. See also castrate.
Eric knew he was never going to get laid so he committed sexual suicide to get it all over with. There was blood and semen everywhere.
Sexual Suicide by Joseph Poon June 27, 2004
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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