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sucks cock 

a misnomer used to describe someone or something that is very bad, when in actuality having one's cock sucked is a nearly universally positive experience for the receiver.
Sam: One Direction sucks cock.
Joe: What are you talking about? I've had my cock sucked hundreds of times, and it's always been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic.
sucks cock by D.S. Credito April 6, 2015
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Sucks cock 

1. When someone sucks on a guy's penis.
2. Something that is bad or horrible.

See also sucks dick.
1. Mercedes sucked Micheal's cock last night.
2. This band sucks cock.
Sucks cock by Ali March 17, 2004

Emma Sucks Cock 

A girl who goes by her middle name, notorious for sucking off the whole team.
Approve this so I can get an urban dictionary mug that says this shit, lmao. Emma sucks cock for real.
Emma Sucks Cock by biteme1997 May 19, 2016

ryan sucks ians cock 

ryan always sucks ians cock and ryan when you see this put it in the khione grp group chat
ryan sucks ians cock and she loves it

Avery sucks black cock 

A white hoe who will suck black cock for free but when it comes to white cock she won’t fuck it because she thinks she is black she also thinks she is fucking black also she will fuck you if you are her mom here is a thing she will say d for daddy d for daddy d for daddy and she fucks her dad to.

DSPC Dustin Sucks Purple Cock 

A flaming homo that has been given a codename for his horrible gay ways
"Hey did you see Dustin today?"

"Who?DSPC?"

"DSPC Dustin sucks purple cock"

"DSPC!!!"

neural`sucks`da`cock 

The act of neural wrapping his fat lips around a large or small male reproduction organ and sucking till ejaculation
Man neural`sucks`da`cock alot doesnt he?
neural`sucks`da`cock by crazy July 10, 2003
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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