sociophobe 

A suddenly-healthy individual whose aversion to being close to other people, or - gasp! - being touched, was very recently seen as a disorder. In these stressful times he is a paragon of sanity.

I don't want to seem like a sociophobe, but please... the six-foot rule? Don't breathe on me, don't touch me, don't even look at my food!

sociophobe by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2020

sciophobe 

a) a fear of shadows
b) a horrible band full of faggots with little cocks

I am sciophobic.

You hear that band sciophobe? They have little dicks

sciophobe by lulzzzorz January 15, 2012

suckophobe 

A term used to describe someone who eschews sucking, at all costs.

That guy is definitely not a sucker, in fact that suckophobe is rumored to have turned down his own mother’s breast milk as a newborn!

suckophobe by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

Sociophage 

That friendly-seeming person who has no social life of her own and whom everyone hates because once you befriend her, she will stick to you and all your friends, until your friends hate you for introducing them to her. Lit. socio+phagos (L. to eat)

Jack did well in the new town until everyone realized he was such a sociophage.

Sociophage by gapa May 28, 2009

sociophile 

Someone who obsessively seeks out social interaction at every available opportunity.
Someone who can't stand their own company.

Jeff is hassling me to go out drinking every day of the week. He’s a real sociophile.

sociophile by ocd-Jeff March 27, 2011

The Sociophobic Cycle 

You hate everyone, you feel bad about it, give people a chance, you start hating them, you start hating everyone... repeat the process

Get away from me!! I just recently broke my sociophobic cycle
The Sociophobic Cycle is recycling hate

The Sociophobic Cycle by Diiiiiige November 3, 2013

Sucrophobe

1. A person who is deathly afraid of any type of sugar or sugar refined product added to their own or any other persons diet.

2. Any billionaire mayor of a large city who tries to ban sugary products by portion size.

"That schmuck mayor Bloomberg tried to take away my 17oz raspberry ice tea, what a raging sucrophobe!"

"These cookies that Jenny baked for the office taste like plastic mixed with rat-poison, she must be some sort of sucrophobe..."

Sucrophobe by Glazeddoughnut August 2, 2012