sucktitude

Defines the total amount of "suck" inherent in any act, person, object, or event.

The Beets sold out before I could get a ticket. That has a high level of sucktitude.

sucktitude by Pat Webster February 22, 2006

suckmydickexual 

When you want to get a blowjob but you dont want to be asked to receive it

Timmy: Hey bro can you suck my dick?
You: Naw, I gotta ask you my guy
Timmy: damn, youre suckmydickexual?
You: yea sorry bro
*both start kissing*

suckmydickexual by UrbanKoffie December 8, 2020

suckyity 

sucks really bad and isn't fair

You know what is suckyity? The fact that I have to take my car into the shop on Wednesday after work to get the brakes fixed.

suckyity by Angel44 January 14, 2008

suckmydickexual 

When your homie wants a blowjob but you can only do it if you ask

Timmy: Hey bro can you suck my dick?
You: Naw, I gotta ask you my guy
Timmy: damn, youre suckmydickexual?
You: yea sorry bro
*both start kissing*

suckmydickexual by UrbanKoffie December 8, 2020

suckmydickbitch 

used commonly in instances where you want a bitch named ali sybinski to suck their dick, perhaps more than once.

Hello, perhhaps u can suckmydickbitch.

suckmydickbitch by vladamir shasapussy June 11, 2003

sucktitudinousness 

n. 1. An advanced form of suckiness, usually measured by levels or degrees. Originally coined by popular blogger and wit James Lileks.

The program was always poor, though with the latest version we've reached an entirely new level of sucktitudinousness.

sucktitudinousness by Marantz April 8, 2008

Suckmytoes 

Suckmytoes is a comeback for assholes who need to fucking chill bc there noobs

Person: ur a noob
You: suckmytoes bitch
Person:what’s that mean

You: it’s for assholes like u that need to chill

Suckmytoes by Suckmytoes January 16, 2019