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suckandfuck 

what she does when I've been a good boy
last night I got a suckandfuck, perfect.
suckandfuck by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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suckafuckaphobia 

To fear anything having to do with oral, vaginal, anal, or mammoral sex.
Cindy was coming on to me and my suckafuckaphobia was setting in.
suckafuckaphobia by Gonj January 7, 2008

Suckafuckick

Adjective, referring to the description of an occurence in which CONNOR IS FUCKED BY A SATURDAY SCHOOL
Today was suckafuckick.
Suckafuckick by Connor October 15, 2004

Suckaduck 

An old Peruvian tradition where one performs self fellatio in a public place, with hopes of making eye contact with a stranger.
Alex suckaducked himself during the 7th inning stretch at dodgers stadium, EXPLOSION!
Suckaduck by Mike A W August 1, 2014

suckaduck 

One who is meant to "count the shells".
"Count the shells, suckaduck"
suckaduck by Makkz kwiN May 13, 2003

suckaduckassnigga 

A worthless man who can't provide,defend or take care of his family!
You know this suckaduckassnigga had the nerve to pop shit after he got beat up!

Suckafuckish 

Something you loath and can't stand....something that brings you displeasure. Less than perfect!
like to describe Florida weather as suckafuckish šŸ˜
In other words hate it!!!! It’s Christmas time and 80 ...not my cup of tea!
Suckafuckish by bbbffffffffff December 21, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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